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Afterpants: Dharmundies (Hell Kings 2)


Are all the fast food restaurants cold? Is an "eat and get out" thing? I mean, sure, the kitchens can get pretty hot but as to the dining area, I kinda feel like I shouldn't have to wear a jacket to get some work done....


Anyway, one with our Hell Kings and their underwear


Hell King #2.


Name: Shoko-o (you see him 1 week after the first king)


Function: Hell kinging...Other than that, on his resume...it just says "boom operator" Worked on such films as Schindler's List, Titanic and a brief employment with the cast and crew of Friends. (Who knew??)


Appearance: As per all the others...ruler-esque...(also...kinda chubby for a hell king..)


Tools of the trade: IBID along with a ladle...I bet he runs like a Hell Soup Kitchen or something...just the sort of thing you'd expect from someone who could literally send you to hell...


Quote: "You must be mad, coming here like this!"


Hobbies: Sentencing dead people to unending torment and animal husbandry.


Underwear: Black, low rise briefs...that's all we're going to say...





I like the name Shoko...sounds like the kind of name I'd give a pet...if I tolerated those.

I'd kind of like to see an anime version of the trip through hell (Yah...I saw Dante's Inferno...I was quite impressed..) but not just an OVA, like a whole series where they delve into the lives of the judges, the oni and the head counselors. And Jizo isn't some yellow robed pacifist, he's like all badass and an anti-hero...like he'll save you from an Oni trying to flay your skin on a giant cheese grater but he doesn't want your thanks...and shut up...and leaves you there. lol.



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