Afterpants: Homeless Again!

At this point, I'm starting to wonder if there isn't a secret cabal of people conspiring to keep me poor and wandering. I mean for phuks sake this the 2nd time THIS YEAR! Let's see...I've been homeless in Colorado twice. Had to sleep in the Hong Kong airport for a week. Homeless in Beijing twice. A different time homeless in Hong Kong. Now here again in lovely Ohio. Back on the goddamn streets. Sleep well tonight. Fairly sure I won't.

This situation is a pair of your grandpa's boxers...utterly useless, faded and fairly disgusting.